Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Embodiment Of All That Is Cute In Adolescent Goatiness

Cuteness Notes--This goatlette has a variety of cute factors in its favor.

1. A gratuitous parting of the hair at the top--just like my oldest brother's senior picture from the late 80's.
2. Nibbular lips. For nibbling. And for looking cute in photographs.
3. Proportionally skinny, pre-pubescent neck.
4. Ears which appear genuinely excited to be attached to this goatlette. Look at them--they exude goat satisfaction and could probably serve very well as dual-action ladles should the need arise.


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